The Rest Yard

The rest yard by Thomas Ingelbratt 
In a fenced area för dogs I asked for the door out. The shaggy-haired dachshund replied that there is no door out only one door to come in But I don't understand, I continued, - how the hell did I get in here if I can't get out.
It depends on your parents, he said, and you're a puppy, so you understand quite poorly anyway, -am I right?
I'm a human you fool, I shouted. He laughed so hard he was losing his fur.
A human? Are you completely naked or?
I just want out of here so I don't give a damn what you think.
Hey man this is only for dogs he replied this playground is for dogs only. People have swings and stuff, here it's the sniff in the ass that counts.
oh my, I said. I really want to get out of here now.
Ah, you're just a fresher and haven't sniffed the big bags, -You're just scared, he said
no, I'm human and I don't like to do the things you're talking about
so you mean you don't even turn around after your puke, uh? he said. You're just talking, - you mixed race. You're a slob, you can see that from a long way off.
No I promise. I'm not a dog and just because I'm in a dog park doesn't mean I'm a dog, right
yes, answered the dachshund. What else would it mean. He continued, -here comes Bowl Cannon Ball, go ahead and try to be polite. Lick his corner of his mouth and let him lick your ass.
you are crazy, I screamed and now everyone started noticing us and slowly approached us out of curiosity.
-what Bowl Cannon Ball? What is it about?
the dachshund said loudly so everyone heard that I didn't dare show my ass. Everyone laughed and thought it was the joke of the year
Ok just because he has clothes on and walks on all fours doesn't mean he's a dog just because of that, said another Paris Hilton lookalike dog.
An angel, I thought.
Ok, take off your knitted silly clothes so we can see for ourselves, everyone replied at the same time.
Ok I realized I had no choice but to do as they requested but in the same I saw the door I had previously requested.
I ran as fast as I could and was at the gate but hadn't the time so I couldn't open it until everone cought up with me and now everyone thought I was a real liar.
Then suddenly my father came and wondered what had become of me.
Dad I've come to the wrong place.
Then everyone shouted, -he is one of us and is a liar.
Then dad opened the door and stepped in and said, -you are burlesques and are just looking to use your fangs but we humans have gained power over you and even though my son is 8 months old you can't do anything to receive his glory and the level of power assigned to him. You never even get close to humans. Be happy that you exist and do the best you can as long as you live because you only have soul and body and then you are no more.
We happily waved to each other as we parted.
Bowl Cannon Ball who was considered the smartest of all asked, -what was that all about?
Everyone shrugged and answered, -no idea
Then they dispersed and started chasing each other.
Bawl Cannon Ball said all of a sudden, -why do we even go back to our vomit and lick each other's balls?
Don't know said an embarrassed Labbe Labrador
Shall we agree to stop it then, asked Bowl Cannon Ball
no, everyone answered. Why?
No, by the way, said Bowl Cannon Ball -why would we? No, it is the funnest thing there is and what makes us come to the heaven of religions and get 7 young bitches as wives
Everyone barked like dogs and walked up to Bowl Cannon Ball and smelled his ass to comfort him with his crazy proposal.
Then that dog day was over and no one would have ever believed it if it had been told to anyone on occasion other than those who were there that day. But those who were there that day didn't understand to remember this either, so it must be an almost impossible thing